In Surrey in the south of England 'Miss Muff' goes like this and is done in pairs. Suesie went to hello operator give me number nineīehind the 'fridgerator is a peice of glass Suesie sat upon it and broke her littleĪsk me no more questions I'll tell you no more liesīoys are in the bathroom zipping up theirįlies are in the city bees are at the parkĪ boy and girl are kissing in the D-A-R-K dark This is the version of Suesie had a sailboat I learned Yes my name is pe i pickle i humfered dumfered aully aully umfered chow.Īpple crumble makes me ah ah makes my heart go 246 not because its dirty not because its clean not because it fell behind the washing machine oh ah here comes mummy lips up tight she can walk she can talk but i bet she cant do this with her eyes closed Is your name is pe i pickle i humfered dumbferd aully aully umferd chow The lady asked me what my name is this is what she said said said I went to a chinese bakeary to buy a lofe of bread bread bread wife: Clap your partner's hands palm-to-palm.sailor: With your arms up, clap your partner's hands palm-to-palm.life: With your arms up, clap your partner's hands palm-to-palm.legged: Switch to holding your left hand palm down and right hand palm up, then clap your partner's hands.long: With your arms extended, hold your left hand palm up and your right hand palm down, then clap your partner's hands.
Have you ever, ever, ever in your long-legged life seen a long-legged sailor and his long-legged wife? (This is also a song, though it lends itself well to chanting.) Repeat this sequence in rhythm until the end of the song.